Think Globally, Act Locally, and Demand Handouts!

Friday, January 04, 2008

MindTrap Friday

I wasn't going to post a MindTrap Friday this week seeing as though the internets is so damn slow and most likely we'll only have 2 or three players (and readers), but I decided in a drunken stupor last night that I should reward your faithfulness by putting up a MindTrap as my way of saying thanks: Thanks for ignoring your family, friends and work in order to read Mitchieville. You sir/madam, are the shit.

I have picked out three excellent questions this week. As usual, I answered 2/3 correctly and I'm still working on the last one, question three, it's somewhat of a bitch.

Without further adieu, let's git 'er dun:
1) Professor dmorris is conducting an experiment on his pet pigeon. A female pigeon cannot lay an egg if its alone. In order for her ovaries to function, the female must be able to see another pigeon. Professor dmorris insists that he can get the pigeon to lay eggs without another pigeon being around. How can he accomplish this?

2) Miss Nancy is babysitting ten children. She has a jar with only ten crackers in it. All the children want to have a cracker, but they also want Miss Nancy to leave one cracker in the jar. Without "cracking" herself, how is Miss Nancy able to give each child a cracker and leave one in the jar?

3) Professor River Rat was motoring along at a leisurely speed when he suddenly realized that he was late for a lecture. He took the next corner on two wheels right in front of a policeman. the lawman made no effort to pull him over. How could Professor River Rat get away with such driving habits?
Has anyone else noticed that there have been quite a few blogs shutting down recently? I can think of five off the top of my head that have closed their doors within the last month or so. Can you do me a favour, if you hear or see of a blog that has shut down recently, can you let me know about it? I appreciate it.

Well, another MindTrap Friday is in the books. As always, we welcome new players and thank the stars above for our regular ones. Good luck and may the wind be at your back, Anakin.

Labels: MindTrap Friday

posted by The Mayor at 8:18 AM

|

Submit this post to ... StumbleUpon | Digg | del.icio.us


<< Home

Contributors

  • command economy
  • Reg
  • The Mayor
  • Fenris Badwulf
Donations To The Christian Children's Fund
  • Click HERE and see why.

Best Canadian Blog The 2007 Weblog Awards Mitchieville Kicks Ass!

Previous Posts

  • Asbestos - Canada's weapon of world domination!
  • January 26, 2008
  • I'm Smarter Than Most 14 Year Olds
  • The Top Ten Baby Names Of 2007
  • Beauty Queen Faces Kidnapping Charges
  • Mitchieville Exposed
  • How Is That Free Health Care Treating You, Arlene...
  • The Departed Re-cut (Wind in the Willows 2)
  • San Franciscan's Are A-Okay In My Book
  • Mitchieville's Mugshot Of The Week
    • Mitchieville Cabinet

    • Campaign Manager
    • Re-Educationer-Fenris Badwulf
    • House Leaders
    • Parliamentary Chef
    • Defence Minister
    • Finance Minister
    • Native Affairs
    • Munitions - Reg
    • Culture & Arts
    • Information Minister
    • Environment Minister
    • Womyn's Affairs
    • Religious Affairs
    • Senate

    • Cannuckistan Chronicles
    • Florida Cracker
    • The Leather Penguin
    • Marginalized ACTION Dinosaur
    • Mean Ol' Meanie
    • Backbenchers

    • 49th Parallel
    • Angry
    • Attu
    • Battle of Ontario
    • Blazing Cat Fur
    • Blog Quebecois
    • Catprint in the Mash
    • Dangerous Logic
    • Don Surber
    • Dr Mookie Love
    • Enig-Mac
    • Enjoy Every Sandwich
    • Grant Miller Media
    • Grouchy Old Cripple
    • Ice Princess
    • Kathy Shadle
    • Keyser Söze
    • Knowledge is Power
    • Last Of The Few
    • Limits of Respectability
    • Loganotron
    • Mean Ol' Meanie
    • Mugs
    • OMMAG
    • Proud To Be Canadian
    • Rumcorps
    • Right off The Shore
    • Samantha Burns
    • Six Meat Buffet
    • Small Dead Animals
    • Steamboat McGoo
    • Taylor & Company
    • The Digital Brownshirt
    • The Drunken Stepfather
    • The Halls of Macadamia
    • The Last Amazon
    • The Daily Bayonet
    • Wonder Woman
    • Enemies of the State

    • Commissar Suvorov
    • dmorris
    • Dmorris
    • Lisa
    • DINO
    • dmorris
    • Reg
    • dmorris
    • Fenris
    • dmorris
    • Political Prisoners

    • Jack’s Newswatch
    • Purple Tory
    • The Black Rod
    • The Trusty Tory
    • Unambiguously Ambidextrous
    • Humor

      Powered by Blogger


      Mitchieville is worth $100,000,000.00.
      and your blog isn't.


    All content property of The Mayor, unless otherwise noted. This is under a creative commons license.

    Subscribe with Bloglines

    stats count