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Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Become A Prisoner Pen Pal

According to Friends Beyond The Wall, you can make the difference in a lonely inmate's life. Imagine, they're talking about you. No, not the person beside you, but you.

Take Francisco Marcel, inmate 423126. Francisco is a misunderstood inmate and is reaching out to you. All you have to do is accept his outstretched hand to help this struggling young man find inner peace, happiness and loosen the strain of those lonely inmate nights. What exactly is Francisco looking for?
I would like that friend to have a heart instead of beauty. Because my focus is not based on beauty. My focus is the inner beauty that comes from the heart. I state the heart, cause it brings out the real beauty in the person and the individual's true self.
Francisco seems very interested in all matters of the heart, and I can assure you that it has nothing to do with his previous conviction of shooting a young woman in the chest and eating her heart.

Nor does it have to do with his first 7 convictions of eating his victims hearts. And it certainly doesn't have to do with those 8 convictions of keeping hearts in his fridge freezer.

You see, Francisco is a changed person. He no longer wants your heart for sport or dietary concerns, he wants your heart to love and cherish. And I don't mean he wants to make love to your heart, rather he wants to love your heart. I really should be more clear about this: Francisco doesn't want to shoot you in the chest, carve out your chest cavity and eat your heart. Francisco doesn't want to pull your heart out of your chest and make sweet heart love to it. Francisco wants to meet you, strike up a relationship. find the inner you and explore your heart without eating or fucking it.

Will you not give this caring, compassionate young man a 17th 2nd chance? Sign onto Friends Beyond The Wall Now to experience what true love is all about.

posted by The Mayor at 12:01 PM

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