There Is A Simple Explanation For This...

Darcey, bro, it's not what you think, man. I have Calgon, Ahh Spa Tropics Nourishing Fruit Complex with Mango Extract Body Butter on my night stand because I like to hydrate and leave my skin feeling luscious and deliciously smooth while the exotic island fragrance takes me away to paradise.

And I have the toilet paper on my night stand because I'm a chronic masturbater.

See, it's not what you think.