Mitchieville's Mugshot Of The Week

This weeks mugshot of the week goes to Lawrence Hyker. Lawrence is from Safety Harbor, Florida, and was arrested on quite a few charges – including a count of impersonating an officer.

But this isn't about what Lawrence did or didn't do, this is about Lawrence's mugshot. Lawrence is sporting the famous *that's gonna smell like cauliflower* mugshot pose, a pose that is very popular in Florida. In Canada, we call this the *beauty, eh" pose.

I finally figured out why they call it a mugshot. It must have originated when a copper pulled some slug like Lawrence into the station and booked him. The coppers put an orange on the perps head and attempted to shoot it off. This was done for shit and giggles, no doubt. However, the cop who was doing the shooting missed the apple and shot the perp in the face, thus, the coppers now refer to a picture of a booked perp as a mugshot.

The police also have something that not many people know about called the *kick in the balls-shot*. I'll explain that to you some other time.

Congratulations, Lawrence, you demented head, you are Mitchieville's Mugshot Of The Week!