Kitty Wigs--Lord, Shoot Me Dead

You would think that it would be easy to buy a cat a gift for Christmas, but surprisingly it can be very stressful for some people. If I was to ever get a cat a present, which I would never do, but none-the-less, I would buy it some catnip, or a ball of some sort, perhaps I would get the cat a tin of food that has a layer of jelly surrounding it. Maybe you're looking for something out of the norm...I may be able to help you out.

What about a Kitty-Wig for your little feline? There are a wide range of colours and styles to choose from. *Silver Fox*, and *Electric Blue* are always nice. Or get your precious little snuckums a *Pink Passion*, like the wig in the picture.

You're considering this, aren't you? That tells me two things: First, you love your animal unconditionally. Secondly, you're an idiot with more money than brains. This is a fucking cat we're talking about, not a dog. Cats are like 50 cents or whatever, you can buy them at convenience stores.

Regardless, it's Christmas, you love your cat, you have loads of money...blah blah blah.