False Report May Send Woman To Jail

Miami police have charged Adriana Velasquez with filing a false report with law enforcement after the po po became suspicious of her story when they received no tips from the public after her press conference. Adriana admits her wrongdoing and claims she made up the story because she *was undergoing marital problems*

Velasquez had claimed that on Oct. 28, as she opened up the family's Little Havana business, two men robbed her. One cut off her clothes and sexually assaulted her -- stopping only because she had pressed an alarm, she claimed.

I really don't have much to say about this, other than that may very well be the most pathetic mug-shot I have ever seen.

I mean, other than Gold Huffer, of course.

Don't cry, I hear women's prison is great fun!