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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Heather McCartney To World--Suck On This

Heather Mills McCartney, on a world tour to promote environmentalism through the group, "We know better than you so shut your fucking mouths" (WKBTYSSYFM), had this to say today on one of her stops:
Mills, 39, asked people to "cut down on one or two meat and dairy and fish dishes a week."

"We are the only species that drinks another person's milk, so why aren't we drinking rat's milk, or dog's milk, or cat's milk, that's how crazy it is," she said.

"It's mad that we are having cow's milk. Even cows don't drink it after one year but we continue forever."
Imagine being the child of this monster, how terrible would that be? "Mom, can I get some milk for my Bran Flakes?" "Yes, son, just keep sucking on the nipple of that rat!"

I can't imagine a worse spokesperson for an organization than this gimp. Armed with half-truths, a busted face and a tree stump for a leg, she's be better suited guarding fields from crows than talking about environmental issues.

I got your rats milk right here

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posted by The Mayor at 5:28 PM

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