Black Friday Deals

The biggest shopping day of the year is nearly upon my American friends. This is the one day of the year where you, as American consumers, are assured of some pretty amazing savings.

As a public service, I have done some homework and will tell you where to get the best savings on everything from TV's to toasters, from DVD's to kids toys. I have the specials, I have the links, I have the shit to put a smile on that beautiful face of yours. And you are beautiful, we all are, in God's eyes

--Circuit City - Unadvertised Black Friday specials
Sony 50" LCD Projection HDTV for $1079 (was $1799), Samsung 42" DLP Projection HDTV for $799 (was $1399), Sony 40" Bravia S-Series LCD HDTV for $1199 (was $1999), and Samsung 50" Plasma HDTV for $1799 (was $2999). These will be available for 6-hours only, starting at 5 a.m.

Target - Black Friday Deals
Kodak 6.1 MP Digital Camera $98, Littlest Pet Shop Playsets for $13, Memorex Progressive Scan DVD Player for $24.97, Emerson Stainless Steel Microwave for $35, and the Black & Decker 154pc Project Tool Kit for $79.

Wal-Mart - Black Friday Deals
Polaroid 42" 1080p LCD HDTV $798, PS2 EA Sports games (Madden 08, NASCAR 08, NBA Live 08, Tiger Woods PGA Tour 08, and NCAA Football 08) $19.88, and Sony Cyber-shot DSC-S650 7.2MP Digital Camera $79.87. Wal-Mart stores open at 5:00 a.m. on Black Friday.

There are plenty more deals--and inside deals at that--to be had, from such other stores as Sears, Apple, Sam's Club, Linens And Shit, Kohl's, KMart...and tons more.

And where do you find these amazing deals? Good question, it's good to see you're paying attention, you can find then on this line right here.

No, You're welcome