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I emerge from my underground chambers with a strong army of justified rebels following behind. There can be only one Mayor of Mitchieville - not three all at the same time. The people have spoken and they, together with the them, and the we, will fight against Family Day because it discriminates against the individual proletariat.

I promise you that a recount of last week's victory ballots reaffirms the values of our democratic system of systematic manoeuvering.

Lisa Counts. Do you have enough fingers and toes to keep up to the algorithm?