Onward, Happy Workers

Today is Happy Saturday!

Loyal and Productive Workers spend their Saturdays at rest, to refresh their minds and bodies for the work week that begins on Monday: An extra twenty two minutes of sleep are added, an extra helping of breakfast mush (mmmmm, mush!) and a copy of the Toronto Star.

Loyal and Productive Workers deepen their understanding of party doctrine by reading uplifting anecdotes that reflect glory on our peaceful Leader, Mayor Fenris Badwulf. They do this by reading the Toronto Star. The family is gathered into a study group at the kitchen table and everyone takes turn reading. The family snacks on bran-prune muffins and drinks Victory Coffee. The male cadre also accompany their wives on shopping, and teenagers happily volunteer their time at the diaper changing facility at the Statist Day Care center in the shopping mall. Happy happy day.

Loyal and Productive Workers go to bed early to get lots of sleep so they can work harder and faster at their job. They listen to improving lectures while they sleep. One comrade, from the Nikolai Yezhov Peoples Library, is learning Organic Chemistry while he sleeps in snatches between holding down two jobs. To contribute to The People's War against Obesity, cadre only use Public Transit.

I, Mayor Fenris Badwulf, ordered this inspiring post be prepared by the efficient Propaganda Cadre of Comrade ikthis Propaganda Directorate.