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Monday, October 15, 2007

Jennifer Aniston Doesn't Split Hairs

This weeks print edition of the Star (courtesy of Taylor Durden) says, when it comes to having a tidy kitty, Jennifer Aniston is a perfectionist:
"She's neurotic about bikini waxes," reveals Dawn Daluise of Dawn DaLuise Skin Refinery in LA, who used to visit the "Friends" set every other week to work on the actress. "She'd even call when there was no hair to wax, and she'd insist on having it done - literally making me wax off peach fuzz. She's phobic about extraneous, stray hairs - especially around her bikini line. She'll even tweeze them."
It reminds me of the saying about putting lipstick on a pig. However, instead of actually applying lipstick to said pig, in this case you would be removing lipstick from said pig. So, in reality, the saying doesn't really have anything to do with Jennifer Aniston and her shaved pie. But the thought of a pig wearing lipstick always makes me laugh, and when it comes down to it, when I'm happy, everybody is happy.

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