The Mayor Is Strong

I had the extreme honour today of launching the newest destroyer in Mitchieville's extensive fleet, a class DDH destroyer, the HMS Mitchie. What an impressive beast. a displacement of 7200 tons, a crew of 425, it can even hold 8 Auroras. The best thing though, the killing instruments attached to it. Included among the armament are 6 triple Mk.32 12.75 inch torpedo tubes firing Mk.46 Mod 5 torpedoes. Plus a whole bumload of other cool toys.

Fellow Mitchievillians: We have to protect our shores from the foreign invaders of Hagerstown, Bint City and Lupersville. The invaders are at our shore, using our precious resources, stealing us blind and, quite possibly making hay with our women. There is only one way to stop them: Superior firepower.

That's the reason why we need a military that is chock full of cool killing machines: To stop the trojan horse that is illegal immigration.

Lisa will tell you otherwise, she doesn't believe in our military, she supports neither our troops or their mission. As for Fenris? What do you think? Would you put him in charge of our military? I don't even trust him carrying a butter knife.

Vote Mitch for Mayor. Vote for power and strength. Let's show those pathetic souls from Hagestown, Bint City and Lupersville who the boss is. Better yet, let's kill them. Yes, let us kill them dead-like.

On October 10, Vote for Mitch, not the *BYTCH*