Alicia Silverstone In A PETA AD--She Was Also In Clueless

Alicia Silverstone, star of Clueless (the movie, not her real life), is in a new series of ads for PETA:

"I'm Alicia Silverstone, and I'm a vegetarian," the 30-year-old says in the PETA spot. "There's nothing in the world that's changed me as much as this. I feel so much better and have so much more energy."

Good for you.

I find that the only people more annoying in this world than reformed smokers are vegetarians. I'm so fed up with all the sanctimonious preaching these little pricks do, I'd like to sew their mouths shut, but not before I force feed them a dozen chicken wings marinated in puppy blood.

It's the Hollyweirdo vegetarians that get under my skin. Other *normal* vegetarians like Lisa are cool about meat eaters, she isn't preachy and bitchy about it. Maybe it's because she believes in freedom, unlike those non-meat eating ass suckers in Hollyweird.

These malcontents don't understand that for every time they come on the radio and TV and tell us how great they are for being a vegetarian and how bad we are because we are meatatarians, it just makes me double my meat eating efforts. Tomorrow I'm going to eat two hamburgers, 3 lbs of veal and possibly a panda bear, if I can steal one from the zoo.

I also call bullshit on vegetarians claiming they are so healthy. For every vegetarian second rate actress like Alicia Silverstone (clueless HA), there are 100 meat eating Jessica Simpson and Gemma Atkinsons. And truth be told, I'd rather be feeding from the ample milk-bags Gemma has hanging from her meat-eating frame than sucking on those mosquito bites Alicia has drooping from her emaciated veggie chest.

Ya, so that's it.