Inside Mitchieville - June 2, 2007
Mitchieville responds to the crisis in education by hiring more staff to combat crime in the classroom. Thank you, taxpayers!
Ms.Robespierre brings to us her expertese in Medieval French Law. Fluent in several forms of French (including Norman French), and a member of the Algeria Francais society, parents can look forward to their children being exposed to a diversity of viewpoints and historical perspectives that underlie the wisdom of the French culture in the tenth century.
Ms.Silver comes to us from sunny Devonshire in England where she received a masters degree in English maritime law in the 16th century. Familiar with all aspects of academia, she is comfortable with the proven pedagological methods of motivation: Reason, Reward, and Fear.
Ms.Valentine is a recent immigrant to Canada from Beriagrad in Russia. Coming to Canada under the Prostitutes and Party Workers Plan, she worked as a Liberal party campaign worker before stepping up to a career on the stage. Now, she joins us to fill in a needed slot as a role model and mentor for disadvantaged youth.
Ms.Stroop was born and raised in the Socialist paradise of East Germany, before that model civilization fell to budget cutbacks and exposure to second hand smoke. A precision machinist for Deustches WaffenFabriken, she is eager to share her knowledge of the machine shop to young women who are eager for a career in industrial maintenance. She is a member of the Stasi Club, and enjoys working over challenging students.
Mitchieville has received a vast sum of money in response to the tragic school shooting that highlighted shortfalls in spending in our public schools system. And what better way to confront school youth crime than by raising the morale of our front line administration staff by expanding the staff lounge, adding new parking spaces, and upgrading to Tim Hortons coffee in the staff kitchenette. Troubled youth are, as we speak, on a wilderness adventure (lead by the Phys.Ed teacher, Maximinus Thrax) on the Upper Laird river in British Columbia during the wolverine rut.
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.
Ms.Robespierre brings to us her expertese in Medieval French Law. Fluent in several forms of French (including Norman French), and a member of the Algeria Francais society, parents can look forward to their children being exposed to a diversity of viewpoints and historical perspectives that underlie the wisdom of the French culture in the tenth century.
Ms.Silver comes to us from sunny Devonshire in England where she received a masters degree in English maritime law in the 16th century. Familiar with all aspects of academia, she is comfortable with the proven pedagological methods of motivation: Reason, Reward, and Fear. 
Ms.Valentine is a recent immigrant to Canada from Beriagrad in Russia. Coming to Canada under the Prostitutes and Party Workers Plan, she worked as a Liberal party campaign worker before stepping up to a career on the stage. Now, she joins us to fill in a needed slot as a role model and mentor for disadvantaged youth. 
Ms.Stroop was born and raised in the Socialist paradise of East Germany, before that model civilization fell to budget cutbacks and exposure to second hand smoke. A precision machinist for Deustches WaffenFabriken, she is eager to share her knowledge of the machine shop to young women who are eager for a career in industrial maintenance. She is a member of the Stasi Club, and enjoys working over challenging students.Mitchieville has received a vast sum of money in response to the tragic school shooting that highlighted shortfalls in spending in our public schools system. And what better way to confront school youth crime than by raising the morale of our front line administration staff by expanding the staff lounge, adding new parking spaces, and upgrading to Tim Hortons coffee in the staff kitchenette. Troubled youth are, as we speak, on a wilderness adventure (lead by the Phys.Ed teacher, Maximinus Thrax) on the Upper Laird river in British Columbia during the wolverine rut.
I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.
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