Stand Watie is my kind of Half Canadian

As a member of a Native-American community, Stand Watie (*) is a Canadian citizen. That he chose to take up arms, to raise a regiment of calvary, and lead that regiment against the Republicans in a four year war, is commendable volunteer work. More Canadians like Stand Watie, we need.

Let us extend our hand in friendship to all Native-Americans. Let us give them Canadian citizenship, and encourage them to build training communities for insurgents to strike across the border into the evil heart of America (*). Let them train here, fight there, and come back here to spend and train again.

Do not forget that Canada launched calvary raids into the rotten carcass of America in the past (*) . In all cases, the Republicans were afraid of the Canadian Militia, and hid in their log forts, huddled behind sand bags, and living in fear on canned beans and spam. The future will be exactly like the past. Americans are too afraid of Canadian military strength to consider reprisals after a large raid.

What sort of raid shall we launch into America, Fenris? I think the most accurate Global Warming science model of the raid is that from Mel Gibson’s The Road Warrior. A convoy of activists with souped up roadsters and dressed in a multi-cultural diversity of fetish wear, zooming down a highway in Indiana, shooting up decadent Americans, and stealing gasoline, ammo, and whiskey. Hah hah! Let the Americans cringe in fear, cowering from the .22 pistols and hockey sticks carried by our War against Violence activists. A majority of people I interviewed using telepathy demand action.

Stand Watie would support this agenda, you should too.

Cottonmouth Club # N+1, by Fenris Badwulf

cross posted at DustMyBroom, where you can call me names without fear of being skinned alive