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Friday, June 22, 2007

Abortion Rights NOW!

One of the leading causes of Global Warming is inadequate access to abortion services. Right now, as we speak, women are being forced to act as baby-making machines, whose existance is subjugated to the will of some shuffling under-evolved primate male. This is wrong!

Now, there is a new and exciting product on the market that can push back the oppression of the Patriarchy and usher in the rule of the Matriarchy. Pregnant women can determine the gender of the pre-human fetus (*). This method of choice is celebrated in China and India, but is currently considered 'illegal' by a racist, sexist white male heteronormative deviant faction here in Canada. Taxpayer scum!

As activists, we only obey laws that we agree with, when it is convenient and profitable. We cherry pick what suits our agenda of Total World Domination. Celebrate abortion regardless of any preconditions, be it first, third or fifth trimester! And now, gender based selection can be embraced by feminist activists. Generations of women, yet unborn, will celebrate the wisdom of their elder sisters in their heroic support of a diversity of methods of terminating unwanted pregnancy.

How could anyone argue against abortion rights? How could anyone disagree with increased spending on abortion clinics? If you love children, if you love the planet, if you hope that medical experiments with foetal tissue will find a cure for aging skin, then prepare to tell critics of abortion to shut up and celebrate tolerance.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.

crossposted, both cis and trans, at Mitchieville and DustMyBroom

posted by The Mayor at 8:05 AM

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