Yoko Ono Eats Dog Meat

To protest the ancient tradition of the fox hunt in Limey Land, pop music's favourite band wrecker Yoko Ono ate the meat of a Corgi dog live on national radio today. Why a Corgi you ask? The Corgi just happens to be the favourite breed of Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II and as Yoko is apparently peeved with Prince Phillip (the husband of Elizabeth II) this was the thing to do I guess. Personally, I don't think Yoko can afford to be this cocky about Corgis as with one snap of her fingers Her Majesty could have Yoko whacked Tony Soprano style.


Yoko Ono, the best thing that ever happened to The Beatles, seems to have drifted back to the role she is most comfortable with in this life: irritating side kick to a loser "artist". According to reports the current loser artist of choice is Mark McGown who once ate the meat of a swan to protest some perceived travesty by the Queen. Will eating the meat of HRH fave pups stop the fox hunt in England? Probably not. All I know is that by eating dog meat sleeping with John Lennon is now the second most disgusting thing Yoko Ono has ever done. Hey Yoko do us all a favour and get back to where you once belonged.

Thank god she didn't sing.