John Travolta--Stand Back, He May Explode

John Revolting treats a royale with cheese and a side of fries the same way a cougar treats a crippled gazelle: With extreme prejudice.

Look at John trying to intimidate his food before he puts a hurting on it. You can nearly read his lips, "Look at you, you little royale with cheese and a side of fries, who's your fat daddy, say it, who's your fat daddy? I'm going to chew you up and then I'm going to pretend to spit you out, you'll get right to the edge of my bulbous lips, and you will think that you are on the verge of escape. But with one mighty hoof from my giant face I will swoop you back into the dark recesses of my belly. I own you, royale with cheese and a side of fries, I own you!"