Amazing Science
What Hollywood star could resist getting a new skin? Yes, thats right! New fresh skin for the face! Right where you need it most if you are Hollywood royalty! A new skin adds decades back to your career in the limelight!
Where does the skin come from, Fenris? The new face is stripped off a donor with a matching blood type. The best donors are clones, usually a three to five year old foetus. Clinics that specialize in clone transplant are located in the countries where Madonna and Angelina Jolie have adopted children. It is all legal, over there.
Internal organs are harvested later, in the foetus' post-puberty age range. This is some years after the face has been harvested, so the foetus wears a leather hood when going to school or in the shopping mall.
Many Hollywood stars are having spare parts implanted from their own clones. And soon, you will be able to too!
Amazing Science, by Fenris Badwulf
crossposted, like Gregor Mendel wanted, at DustMyBroom
Where does the skin come from, Fenris? The new face is stripped off a donor with a matching blood type. The best donors are clones, usually a three to five year old foetus. Clinics that specialize in clone transplant are located in the countries where Madonna and Angelina Jolie have adopted children. It is all legal, over there.
Internal organs are harvested later, in the foetus' post-puberty age range. This is some years after the face has been harvested, so the foetus wears a leather hood when going to school or in the shopping mall.
Many Hollywood stars are having spare parts implanted from their own clones. And soon, you will be able to too!
Amazing Science, by Fenris Badwulf
crossposted, like Gregor Mendel wanted, at DustMyBroom
posted by The Mayor at 3:51 PM
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