John Travolta Is Growing

One of the tenets of Scientology is finding your true inner self. John Travolta has found his true inner self and it's a cross between an elephant and a piggy. Maybe a elepiggy, or perhaps a pigephant. Either way it's huge and disgusting and needs to stay away from the buffet table before it tramples some blue-haired old bitty to death in a mad rush for the chicken wings.

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