Lindsay Lohan--The Latest Hollyweird DUI

Lindsay Lohan was arrested Sunday morning on suspicion of drinking and driving:

The 20-year-old was treated for minor injuries after losing control of the Mercedes she was driving and hitting a kerb, Beverly Hills police confirmed.

A small "usable" amount of a substance thought to be cocaine was also found in the car during a search, they added.

The actress, who spent time in a rehabilitation centre in January, was arrested but not held in custody.

What exactly is a *usable* amount of cocaine in Hollyweird? Do you remember the scene in Scarface when Pacino was sitting at his desk and he has a mountain of blow in front of his face, and he's hoofin' away like there's no tomorrow? That's a usable amount of cocaine in Hollyweird.

In the last year, Lohan has been in and out of rehab and AA quite a few times, it's pretty easy for the average person to feel just a little bit sorry for her. However, we're much better than the average person, and I'm sure you can get behind me when I wish Lohan nothing but pain and agony and ridicule for the rest of her nip-slippin', dirty beaver exposing, coke-snortin', sausage sucking, useless life.

Have millions of dollars and are wasted out of your mind? Take a cab or limo home, you degenerate.