Jessica Simpson--What Went Wrong?

Do you remember the good old days when The Mayor use to wax poetical about Jessica Simpson, telling whoever would listen that she is one of the most beautiful women in the universe? Do you remember how I use to shout from the mountain top that Jessica Simpson is probably the most bangable women in the world? Do you have any idea how I felt when I learned that I was wasting 20cc of the finest man-yogurt every third day, pleasuring myself to someone who it turns out is actually a Malaysian post-op tranny man-boy?

Dirty? I just washed my eyeballs with sulfuric acid.