The failure that is Stephen Harper

As a politically correct activist, I am afraid of Global Warming. And what makes Global Warming warm warmer is a lack of response by Last Nations First Speaker, Stephen Harper.

Worse than this. And what about the influence of Space Aliens on Global Warming? When was the last time you heard Stephen Harper express his concern about the influence of Space Aliens on Global Warming? This upsets me. This is upsetting to many Various-Canadians. Handouts and Studies are called for. And Stephen Harper does nothing to combat the Space Alien peril. How about some handouts for our homeless, Harper? Hmmmm?

You, like me, want to help the helpless. And we can both give hope to our homeless in our own special way. I, by taking your money, and you, by giving it. So, surrender to the soft tropical sunset breeze, let your spirit be carried off by the Sleeping Serpent, Set-Abubis to a place where there is no Global Warming. There you will serve Set, the Snake God, as a happy slave.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.