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Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Jennifer Lopez' Movie Gets Booed Down



Jennifer Lopez' new movie, "Bordertown", was booed at the 57th Annual Berlin Film Festival last weekend, causing Jennifer to break down in tears:
According to reports, most of the audience voiced their disappointment by booing and jeering while others gave the movie a round of muted applause.

A source claims J.Lo fled the cinema in tears after hearing the cacophony of boos and is now said to be worried the movie will be panned by critics.
Wow, you would think that with such films like Gigli and Jersey Girl under her belt that Jennifer Lopez would be use to boos and jeers by now.

At least the western world is finally catching on to something that I have been saying for years: The broad can't sing, the broad can't act, the broad thinks her shit don't stink. Well, I tell you what, fat ass, your shit does stink, and it stinks like no other stinky shit that has been shitted by asses far less massive and less shittier than your fat stinky assed shit ass.

And you're ugly.

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