ENGLISH PIG DOGS!

‘Revenge is a dish best served cold’ is the new motto of France as 201 years (and 3 months) after the Battle of Trafalgar the French have meted out revenge on their hated Island enemy, England.

The French, long bitter and seething with rage over the ass whooping they received at Trafalgar, have launched a chemical warfare attack on the south-west costal area of England. According to the MSM reports here and here the French crew, of a ship with the very Italian sounding name MSC Napoli, “deliberately run aground close to Sidmouth, 165 miles southwest of London. French officials said that of the 41,700 tons of merchandise in the ship's 2,400 containers, 1,700 tons were considered dangerous, including battery acid, as well as explosive and flammable material.”

You can almost hear the French in their faux-Gaul accent yelling Tora, Tora, Tora as they ran their toxic vessel of death into the English shore. Rumours persist that the French are also jealous of English cuisine. This rumour has not been confirmed.

Watch out Vietnam, I’ve got a feeling your next.


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