Eminem Beats the Rap

Charges won't be laid against Marshall Mathers, AKA Eminem, after an altercation with his niece:

Mathers went to his estranged wife's home after getting into an argument with his niece, whom he is a legal guardian of. To get her attention while at the home, he tapped her on the side of the head, Hackel said.

In the reports, the niece said Mathers threatened to kill her and that after poking me in the head he appeared to raise his hand as if to strike her.

That's strange behaviour coming from a rapper, but not violent enough to press charges against the little girl.

Here's the part of the article that amused The Mayor:

Eminem denied the threat and said the two were arguing over the girl's school clothing.

What could possibly be wrong with the clothing the little girl was wearing? Was she wearing too much clothing? Was the clothing in question not slutty enough for Eminem's taste?

You see, I have a hard time believing that Eminem would be upset at the girl if she was wearing *not appropriate* clothing. After all, this is the same man who raps about raping pre-pubescent girls, a man who raps about killing his mother, a man that has plenty of rap videos of scantily clothed women gyrating and humping and *just being girls*. Eminem's niece is just trying to express herself, I find it hard to believe that Eminem, of all people, is trying to take away a child's right of freedom of expression.

If the young child, who is of raping age according to Eminem's raps, was wearing scantily clad clothing, then it makes me wonder where she got such a crazy idea from. The words, "You reap what you sow" come to mind.

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