Jessica Biel and Her Jaw-Droppingly Delicious Round Ass

The Drunken Stepfather says that Jessica Biel is sporting an "Ass Shelf". My Campaign Manager, Chris Strange, says it looks like Jessica shoved two throw pillows down the back of her dress. As for myself, I have found the perfect place where one day I will park my SUV and lay down and die in.

Seriously, there are asses and then there are asses. There are big crazy asses and completely scrumpdillyicious asses, but there are very few asses that could hold a candle to Jessica Biel's ass.

Thank you, internets, thank God for you.