That Aint No Way To Treat Your Pussy

A man has been charged with animal cruelty after he tried to cook up five kittens in a frying pan:

"He was cooking a couple of pork chops and went into another room," Loubert said. "The [visitor] started taking his clothes off, took two kittens, put them in the frying pan with the hot oil and pork chops and began swishing them around. Then he threw one kitten on the floor, and he took the other one and wiped it off on the wall. Then he put three more kittens into the frying pan."

This is absolutely appalling news, completely disgusting. I'm in total shock after reading this. Everyone knows that you use butter to fry up kittens, not hot oil.

Are the *chicken* nuggets fresh?

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