Swollen Pride Week

Mitchieville celebrated Pride Week with a GO train full of cheap whores who gave fellatio to the entire downtown core last Friday. It was great, said a man, this Toronto whore came up to me and just sucked my cock. It was free ... paid for by the Toronto Tourist Board. She gave me a brochure and a smoke.

Mitchieville Mayor Mitch says that as a way to say thank you diversity, Mitcheiville celebrates Swollen Pride Week with a festival of oral sex themed events. No one will be unsatisfied. The Toronto Tourist Board is providing several tens of millions of dollars in profilgate squandering of taxpayers money on prostitutes, whiskey, and greasy foodstuffs. Thousands of disadvantaged inner city youth who are in danger of feeling unloved, are being given job opportunities as unpaid intern working the night shift in the karaoke industry.

Tourists are expected to exceed the capacity of the area hospitality industry. Tourism minister Vlassov Vlassovson said that Mitchieville tourists were just normal people, generally horny men, selecting the towns Bacchus-fest over the Pride Sausage parade.

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