It's Like Looking in The Mirror

Since the 17 Terrorist-Canadians were unjustly arrested a few weeks ago, our impartial media has been telling us what a diverse lot this group is. Our glorious media has portrayed these freedom fighters as *average Joes*, just like you and me. For all we know, the next Terrorist-Canadian might be Timmy from next door. I decided to do some research regarding these true Canadian heroes to see if they really are a diverse lot like our media says, and you know what? They really are:

Al-Ahmed Al-Sitani was born in Egypt and recently moved in Thornhill. His specialty, unlike the other 16 Terrorist Canadians ,is bomb belts, he knows everything there is to know about the construction of them. Unlike the other alleged Terrorist- Canadians, he enjoys long walks on the beach and says volleyball is his favourite sport.

Mohammad Al Jizzgani Al Farood was born in Saudi Arabia and recently moved to Rexdale. Unlike the other 16 Terrorist-Canadians, his specialty is roadside bombs, he knows everything there is to know about them. Unlike the other alleged Terrorist-Canadians, he enjoys growing his beard to resemble that of Satans, and his favourite sport is soccer.

Mohammed Farook al Blastomi was born in Syria and recently moved to Sarnia. Unlike the other 16 Terrorist-Canadians, his specialty is improvised firearms, he knows everything there is to know about them. Unlike the other alleged Terrorist-Canadians, he enjoys breeding Manx cats, and his favourite sport is hockey.

Saddam Al Momaddi al Distani al Kabalah was born in Iran and recently moved to Scarborough. Unlike the other 16 Terrorist-Canadians, his specialty is biological weapons, he knows everything there is to know about them. Unlike the other alleged Terrorist-Canadians, he enjoys watching sunsets and finger-painting, and his favourite sport is dodgeball.

Mohammid Ahkmad al Qwuerani al Pishnabi was born in Iraq and recently moved to Ottawa. Unlike the other 16 Terrorist-Canadians, his specialty is biological weapons, he knows everything there is to know about them. Unlike the other alleged Terrorist-Canadians, he prefers his looz shorba cooked medium rare, and his favourite sport is tiddlywinks.

Farzi Mohammud Al Tranny was born in Jordan and recently moved to Toronto. Unlike the other 16 Terrorist-Canadians, his specialty is nuclear suitcases, he knows everything there is to know about them. Unlike the other alleged Terrorist-Canadians, he enjoys Anne Raynd novels, and his favourite sport is cross-country skiing.

Fazir Al Moohamid Al Chitchat was born in Afghanistan and recently moved to West Hill. Unlike the other 16 Terrorist-Canadians, his specialty is Osmium Tetroxide, he knows everything there is to know about it. Unlike the other alleged Terrorist-Canadians, he enjoys candle lit dinner with infidel white women, and his favourite sport is horseshoes.

Muhammod Al Farooq Al Bagashi was born in Kuwait and recently moved to Markham. Unlike the other 16 Terrorist-Canadians, his specialty is cyber terrorism, he knows everything there is to know about it. Unlike the other alleged Terrorist-Canadians, he enjoys Yahoo chat rooms, and his favourite sport is the UFC.

Jispala Al Ghasahan Al Abdul al Mohammad Al Tity was born in Yemen and recently moved to Stouffeville. Unlike the other 16 Terrorist-Canadians, his specialty is dirty bombs, he knows everything there is to know about them. Unlike the other alleged Terrorist-Canadians, he enjoys wholesome debates about dirty Jews, the sons of pigs and monkeys, and his favourite sport is the rock climbing.

I could go on and on about the diversity of this group, but I'm sure by now you're already saying to yourself, "Wow, they sound just like you or me". Well, partner, they are just like you or me, there is absolutely no difference. And we need to keep telling ourselves this.