Ashley Simpson Has Breasts

Where there is injustice, I'll be there. Where there are societal problems, I'll be there. Whenever semi-hot women talk about their breasts, I'll certainly be there:

"I love my boobs. My sister Jessica always grew up having a larger chest.

"Men love it and stare at it, but she needs to wear two sports bras to even play volleyball.

"My point is that whether you have big boobs or small boobs, there are always pros and cons."

She added: "If you have bigger you want smaller, and if you have smaller, you want bigger."

Why this is even a topic of conversation for Ashley is totally beyond me, it's not as if her breasts are deformed, gnarled or mangled, they are quite acceptable. I believe the reason Ashley talks about her breasts so much is to draw attention to them so people will say, "God damned, she certainly can't hold a candle to her sister in any regard, but her tits aren't half bad, I suppose she does deserve some attention.

So there you go, Ashley, you got some attention. Now shut the fuck up.

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