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Monday, June 19, 2006

Multiculturalism, Community Standards, and Infant Cannibalism

Let us celebrate Multiculturalism and explore the rich diversity in Community Standards with a weekend visit to the Festival of the Snake God held at the Jane-Finch Holocaust Denial Center at Jane and Finch.

The festival features new foods unexplored by most resident cultures, namely the national dish of roast suckling baby, along with baby stuffed with apples, and garden vegetable and baby stew. Activists say that the distinctively tender flesh and sweet odor of bar-b-que baby chops or burgers makes any party a happening scene.

Insensitive bigots have demonstrated against the sacrifice and consumption of newborn babies up to the age of five, but the forces of good and light, as manifested by the main stream media, have fought for the principles of diversity and embracing cannibalism. Eating human flesh is the watershed for human rights. If we do not encourage infant cannibalism, we are just as bad as George Bush.

Something to think about.

Festival of the Snake God events occur all through the next ten days, featuring inter species sex acts, drug induced violence, and infant cannibalism.

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.

posted by The Mayor at 8:16 AM

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