Amazing Science

Face it, Canada, retirement is bad for you.

There are many people who like working for all sorts of reasons. The best reason to like working is to pay taxes. And when you retire, you are cut off from the enjoyment of paying taxes. This is bad.

I was unhappy when I arose to watch the dawn of the day of my retirement. It was wrong to retire. I missed paying taxes. .Paying taxes … It was for a good cause, and I was no longer helping that good cause when I stopped paying taxes. I felt bad. Retirement was making me unhappy.

Taxes are good. Retirement is Bad.

Taxes make many of your fellow Canadians happy.

People you know.

Children can go to school, thanks to you Taxpayer-Canadian. We feed them, teach them ebonic, and hope that less than forty percent turn violent. Your taxes are helping them grow bigger in size and numbers!

What about university students? They turn to the easy life of prostitution thanks to taxpayers subsidy of the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation programming. Your taxes foot the bill for politically correct propaganda!

And our most treasured retired Canadians? They get to spend their last months waiting in line, in some icy clinic, hoping for some spare parts to fly in from China. We encourage trade with bribes to Chinese officials with your tax dollars. Your taxes support third world corruption!

Your tax dollars do this. This is where your money is going. Your tax money makes your fellow Canadians smile. Your taxes give handouts to the homeless, abortions on demand, safe injection sites for dope fiends, and midnight basketball for gangbangers.

Do not let the flow of tax money stop with retirement. Say no to retirement, say yes to taxes.

Let us resolve to pay our taxes with a happy heart and plan to continue working forever!

I, Fenris Badwulf, wrote this.