Michelle Rodriguez Packs Her Bags

After spending the next 60 days in jail due to a DUI violation, Michelle Rodriguez has some big plans:

"I'm moving to France," she says. "You know, people don't bother you there. I do what I got to do. Then I leave the country and never come back."

What a shame, we hardly had a chance to get to know one another.

While I'll be crying endless amounts of eye water over this terrible news, the good folks of America will probably be smiling, knowing that a drunken, abusive, pathological criminal is voluntarily sending her demented and angry ass over to a country that no one likes or cares about.

Sometimes the angels in heaven are smiling.

Don't let the door hit you on the way out, boozehound