Geri Halloway Has Named Her Daughter

I have said this often: in this day and age, the only people with regular old Anglo names are Chinese guys. Like my friend James Woo, and Joe Xuing, and Peter Wong, all the whitey's in the universe have gone mad, first there's Penn Jillette:

His 11-month-old daughter, Moxie CrimeFighter, got a partner to fight off school bullies with Monday when Jillette and his wife Emily welcomed their second child, a baby boy whom they have named Zolten Penn.

"Zolten is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog," Jillette said in a statement.

And then there's Geri Halloway:

On the other side of the pond, Geri Halliwell announced that she has named her daughter, born May 14 in London, Bluebell Madonna.

The 33-year-old singer told the U.K.'s Hello! magazine that seeing spring flowers during her pregnancy inspired her.

I suppose it's lucky for Geri's daughter that momma didn't see Yellow Toadflax when she looked out the window.

Although both these names are stupid as hell, at least in Penn's case he did it because he's a self-proclaimed idiot and did it as a lark. On the other hand, Geri was serious.

Penn's kid is going to ask pop why his name is so effin' dumb and his father will laugh in his face and tell him he did it because it's damn funny, and the kid will shake his head in disgust, but still know that his dad, although mentally unstable, is still a good fucking guy.

In Geri's case, her daughter will ask her why she chose Bluebell for a name, and Geri will say it was because that was the flower she saw most often when she was pregnant. The daughter will resent her and most likely jam a shiv in her back when she's sleeping, screaming at the top of her lungs, "I hate you, bitch, you've ruined my life".

I need some sleep.

What's in a name?

Use My Computer supplied the pic, like usual