Liza Minneli Hates Sex

Funny enough, I was just using this picture to scare the raccoons out of my garbage, when I happened upon this article:

Legendary performer LIZA MINNELLI has declared she is through with sex and just wants to find a partner who is kind and has some integrity.

Back in 1873 when Liza Minneli was just a teenager and relatively acceptable looking, this might have been bad news. Now though? I have to say, even if my penis was on fire and Liza Minelli's vagina was the only place I could extinguish the flames in, I would honestly have to tell my penis, "So long good friend, I'm going to miss you".

Liza Minneli discusses sex, and I just bit right through my lip

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