100 Things You Need to Know About Women

Maxim Online has a pretty thorough, and I have to say, correct, list of 100 things you need to know about women.

Some of the gems include:

97. Beware of your girlfriend's single party friend or gay bud. They want her to be single with them and will encourage any bad behavior as often as possible.

91. She still has all the love letters and cards from her past boyfriends.

79. Never trust the woman who gives you the best blow job you’ve ever had.

77. The average woman kisses 79 men before getting married.

44. A psycho jealous girl will do anything to keep her man—including anal.

25. At least one of her friends wants to sleep with you.

12. Studies show women are more attracted to “macho” guys near ovulation. The rest of the month, they’re drawn to “good providers,” otherwise known as chumps.

11. She likes one of your friends.

1. You'll probably never know how many guys she's slept with. The standard lie is five. Which really means about 12.

These things could not be more true if they were written by the Lord Jesus Christ himself.

Some of the things on the list are painful to see and believe, but they are true, so it's best getting use to it and understanding them. Many men are insecure about the relationship they're in, and they have every reason to be considering pretty much everything on the list is true, and the majority of the things were written by women. Ouch.