Fetish Freak Boiled to death

If you're going to take a dirt nap, this is not how you will want to be remembered:

KINKY Robert Garnett boiled to death after snorting a potentially lethal dose of cocaine and putting on a rubber suit, an inquest heard yesterday.

His body temperature soared, causing his brain to swell as he wore a fetishist-style gimp outfit seen in the film Pulp Fiction.

The 35-year-old McDonald's burger bar manager - a separated dad of one - was found in his bedroom after relatives had reported him missing.

Medical experts said Mr Garnett, of Lambeth, South London. had hyperthermia leading to a build-up of brain fluid.

Pathologist Dr Peter Jerreat told the hearing at Southwark: "The rubber clothing caused excessive overheating.

A McDonald's worker you say? Remind me NOT to order mayo the next times I'm at McPukes. "Hi, I'll have a big mac, fries, large Coke, and can you super-size my ball-gag please?"

Kids: Cocaine and rubber gimp suits don't mix, and as The Mayor, I'm telling you right now that you shouldn't try this at home, or anywhere else for that matter.

Cocaine is a dangerous drug and should never be experimented with, but add in a rubber gimp suit, and we're talking about instant death. In Toronto alone, more than 4000 people have died this year while out of their minds on cocaine and wearing rubber gimp suits.

When will this madness finally end?

The man had some serious Pulp Friction