Mrs. Garrett is Arrested on Heroin Charges

This is absolutely shocking news:

Garrett was busted Saturday when he allegedly tried to board an L.A. subway train without paying. Cops said they found heroin in his clothes when they searched him. It was his third heroin-related arrest since 2001, court records show.

I can't believe that Mrs. Garrett from The Facts of Life got arrested for heroin possession.

I've often heard rumours that Mrs. Garrett, Jo and Natalie, Blair and Tootie, use to sit around Mrs. Garrett's trailer shooting the dragon while engaged in lesbian acts, but I just dismissed it as plain nonsense, something said to damage the career of such an upstanding human. But now I read this, I'm shocked, I'm appalled.

And I'm going to be perfectly honest here when I tell you that Mrs. Garrett is not looking good since she had her sex change operation. Truth be told, she looks like shit. In a weird way she actually looks a little bit like Leif Garrett, the 70's teen heartthrob. Let's face it though, Leif Garrett wouldn't be dumb enough to turn into a heroin addict, that's simply unbelievable.

You take the good, you take the bad, you take 'em both and there you have...The Facts of Life