Is Your Mate a Cheater?

Do you think your partner is fooling around on you? Are there signs there that you see but just can't prove it fully? For instance, has your partner ever phoned you and said he's got car trouble, and when he gets home at 4am he has a hooker strapped to his arm? Chances are he's fooling around on you. After your husband has sex with you, does he take out his credit card and try to pay you? If you said yes, chances are he's fooling around on you. When you ask your partner if he is fooling around on you and he says "Fuck yes", then chances are he's fooling around on you.

The proof is in the pudding though, and baby-doll, you lack the proof, let alone the pudding. A report in the NY Daily News suggests that Tru Test Inc can help:

Tru-test Home Evidence Collection Kit (www.trutestinc.com) is the latest in a line of personal forensic tools for suspicious spouses. For $79.95, the kit can help you perform sophisticated tests on a partner's dirty laundry, looking for that one bit of incontrovertible evidence: spilled body fluids.

The kit includes protein enzymes that turn purple in the presence of both semen and vaginal secretions, with enough testing liquid for at least five infidelity tests.

"It will let you know if it's bodily fluid from a man, a woman, or both mixed together," says Vitalli. "If they're mixed together and it wasn't from you, you know there's a problem.

It sure is easier than doing a taste test on their underwear, let me tell you, that aint no picnic.

I see that the test lets you know if the semen is from a man or a woman, but there is no mention if it picks up semen traces from Labrador puppies. Thank God for that.