The Next Bond Girl?

According to the ever reliable IGN, Jessica Simpson is on the short list to play Vesper Lynd in the upcoming Bond movie Casino Royale:

An alleged insider reportedly advised the paper, "(Simpson) is sexy, blonde and seductive, so she could be perfect."

This rumor comes on the heels of yesterday's news that Oscar winner Charlize Theron has reportedly turned down the role.

This is the will of God, so be it.

The will of God dictates that Jessica Simpson will forever be cast only in roles that require super-hot, sexy, seductive broads. It is also the will of God that whenever I see pics like this of Jessica Simpson, that I will drive 40 miles to Ming Yangs Massage Parlour for a rub and tug.

Oh yes, I love Jessica long time.