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Thursday, December 22, 2005

Michelle Rodriguez is out of Control

According to the ever reliable WWTTD (originally taken from E!), Michelle Rodriguez, star of the hit show *Lost*, pretty much popped her lid a few weeks ago when she was pulled over by the po-po for drinking and driving. Do you remember that incident? I posted about it. Where have you been?
"I don't fucking belong here! Why don't you just put a gun to my head and shoot me! You've already taken my freedom! You might as well take my life too. (Why don’t you) just take my car and I'll walk all the way to the North Shore, but don't leave me in the back of this car, poppie."
I dig chicks that beg me to do insane things to them. "Put a gun to my head and shoot me", "Take my car", "Read to me in Arabic", I don't care, it's all good.

Michelle Rodriguez is not only an obnoxious drunk, she's also a speed freak and a careless driver who gets away with pretty much anything she wants:
Just one week ago, Rodriquez finally paid several other driving-related fines, including a $357 fine for driving 83 mph in a 55 mph zone in Oahu on Nov. 1 and a $300 fine for going 90 mph in a 35 mph zone on Oct. 20; she had previously paid $197 for going 80 mph in a 50 mph zone on Aug. 24. In 2003, she was charged in Los Angeles with hit-and-run and failure to exchange insurance information, plus driving with a suspended (New Jersey) license and driving without a valid California license. Later that year, she was pulled over for speeding through a Hollywood Boulevard intersection. She was charged with driving under the influence, driving with a suspended license and driving without a valid license.
90 in a 35? Holy craparoonie, that's pretty fast in a residential area. She does look like a pretty wild girl though, not extremely good looking, but has the look of one that could very possibly be potentially insane.Thatt look is good, it works for me.

Michelle needs therapy, or a roofie, or a kick to the kidney's. I'll tell you one thing that Michelle doesn't need though, she doesn't need car-keys. If you ever see Michelle Rodriguez with a set of car-keys in her mitt, punch the bitch out and take them away from her, cuz that girl is kerazy.

posted by The Mayor at 7:13 PM

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