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Tuesday, November 22, 2005

Your Daddy Kills Animals

I wish I could make the pic bigger, but I can't, it's just the way it is. You get the idea, however, if you like to catch or eat fish, you aren't much better than the Gestapo:
...starting on September 24, Fish Amnesty Day, activists will take to the water with their sights on dads who are teaching their kids to abuse animals.

PETA's pro-fish leaflet reminds fishers and their families that fish feel pain and fear when they are impaled in the mouth and ripped from their underwater homes and that they deserve to be treated with kindness, just like all animals.
The idea that PETA has come up with is brilliant: Make the children of the universe view their fathers as nothing more than sadistic, deranged killers.

And the idea that PETA activists will *take to the water* to teach kids and dad's about animal cruelty? That'll definitely work. The hunters and fishermen that I know absolutely LOVE being told how to conduct their lives, and I'm sure when a greasy, buck-toothed, filthy PETA activist comes to tell little Billy that his father is a murderer, that he won't be gutted like a trout.

PETA activists will sleep with the fish

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posted by The Mayor at 9:34 AM

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