Bad news, Harry Belafonte is still alive

I'm sure you have all heard of Harry Belafonte. He's the guy that made a buttload of money singing about a freakin' banana. Well, it seems Harry has been out in the sun too much, or someone pissed in his Corn Flakes, because Mr. Tallyman is storming mad at pretty much...well, everything really.

Celebrity activist Harry Belafonte referred to prominent African-American officials in the Bush administration as "black tyrants" at a weekend march, and he also compared the administration to Adolf Hitler's Nazi Germany.

I bet that right now as you're reading this, you're quietly humming "hey Mr. Tally man, tally me banana", in your head, aren't you? Hehe, that's what I thought.

First off, apparently Harry is a celebrity. To be a celebrity, you should have to have actually done something within the last 50 years, other than spewing copious amounts of hatred. Anything would be fine. Harry is also called an *activist*. I'm not sure what he's activisting against, or about(and yes, I know activisting isn't a word).

Comparing the freest country in the world to that of Nazi Germany just proves that Harry Belafonte is a demented head. Perhaps he fell out of the vaunted banana tree when he was Tallying up a banana, I'm not sure, but he's certainly and certifiably insane. Bush doesn't even have a little Hitler mustache for Christ's sake.

At Saturday's civil rights march, Belafonte said the Bush administration has been "rather dismal" for the lives of black Americans.

Of course he has no proof or justification saying that, but when your lips are moving a mile a minute, all sorts of shit will spill out. When you're a *liberal celebrity activist*, you can pretty much say the dumbest things ever heard by human ears, and get a free pass.

"Hitler had a lot of Jews high up in the hierarchy of the Third Reich. Color does not necessarily denote quality, content or value,"

Yes, Colin and Condi are horrible role models for black Americans. I'm sure, if asked, which black leaders best represent America, he would say Jesse Jackson, Kwase Mfume, Al Sharpton and Cynthia McKinney. Of course those folks are nothing more than race baiting hate mongers, but that's beside the point. Bush is Hitler.

When asked specifically who was a "black tyrant" in the Bush administration, Belafonte responded to this reporter, "You." When this reporter noted that he was a Caucasian and attempted to ask another question, Belafonte abruptly ended the interview by saying, "That's it."

Classic.

Harry isn't alone in his views though, another fine specimen of liberality, one Dick Gregory(non-whitey individual) had this to say about the U.S. of A.

Gregory trashed the United States, calling it "the most dishonest, ungodly, unspiritual nation that ever existed in the history of the planet. As we talk now, America is 5 percent of the world's population and consumes 96 percent of the world's hard drugs," Gregory said.

And I'm now completely positive that 95% of the hard drugs Dickey is talking about are being used between him and Harry Belafonte.

Remember citizens, this is the face of the Democratic movement at its finest. You will not hear Democrat leaders speak out against this type of vile talk, as a matter of fact, they will condone it. You won't find Democrats in the House or Senate standing up to these slithering reptiles and calling bullshit, you will hear only silence(can ya hear silence?)

Harry and the other jackass can't be taken seriously, they are just spouting off insane rhetoric, but funny enough, it only hurts their cause. Harry needs to be in the limelight because he hasn't done shit with his life and it's clear as the beautiful manly nose on my face, that he hates himself. Now is the time for Harry to take a dirt nap.

Hey Mr. Tallyman, Harry has gone bananas.