Adrianna Lima #7

Is anyone else's body shaking uncontrollably right now? Is it just me? Seriously, do you find it hard to breath right now? Do you find that suddenly you're speaking in tongues?

My God, Adriana Lima is a masterpiece, aint she? I just as much look at her and I find I'm internally giggling. What a ferociously beautiful woman. I love her mom and dad, I praise them for not leaving any marks on her when she was a child. Seriously, is it getting hot in here?

Born in Salvador da Bahia, Brazil, this jewel has been in every glamour magazine on the planet, and she is a top 10 model for Victoria's Secret. Hey, Victoria, I have a secret for you; dump every model you have and just use Adriana Lima. Better yet, keep your models and let me use Adriana Lima.

Look at her diamond eyes, have you ever seen anything like that in your life? Of course you haven't. The birth of your first child is insignificant when compared to the first time you saw this incredibly juicy treat.

When I first saw Adriana Lima a few years back, I immediately made a phone call and bought 1 billion shares of Kleenex. I just knew their stock would go up after Adriana was unleashed on the world.

Now let us pray:

"Thank you oh heavenly father for making Adriana Lima. Please bless her and make her safe. Please do not ever let anyone harm a hair on her perfect head. Please do not let her get an addiction to pork rinds, cocaine yes, but not fatty foods. Please bless her goody package and keep an eye on her at all times, like I do. Please make her car run out of gas on an abandoned highway just as I'm driving by. And when that does happen, please make it so she is drunk out of her mind, and has a fetish for bald drooling Mayors. Please make sure she's a nympho. All in your precious and heavenly name.

Every man".