The Scots are on drugs

Once upon a time I thought that the Scottish were a smart peoples. Maybe it was because I could never understand a word they said, so I guess I thought that made them superior human beings. I was wrong, the Scots are just as brain dead as North Americans.

CHILDREN under five are to be schooled in the dangers of drugs in a bid to "drug-proof" Scotland's youngest generation, The Scotsman can reveal.

Infants will be introduced to the issue of illegal drugs while at nursery schools, and day centres for the first time.

You read that correctly, children under five. Forget math and English, little Timmy needs to know about crack and pot. You see, parents are idiots and cannot possibly teach their children, when they feel the time is right, about drugs. Society must let *teachers* and *administrators* and *facilitators* do our work, it is only right, it is only fair.

Never mind the fact that many children are failing school as it is, or even when they do graduate that they still can't read or write, we need to put our energies into teaching them about drugs. All hail the great Utopia!

Here's what little Timmy's curriculum will look like:

9:00 A.M. Morning yoga exercises

9:30 A.M. The U.N. prayer..."we are all equal, no-one is better than anyone else, we respect and cherish all faiths(except Christianity and Judaism)...No culture is better than anyone else's (as long as your not from the evil Western culture)...long live diversity, down with heteronormative white males, we are the world" (except for whitey).

9:40-10:00 A.M. Storytime: Johnny has two daddies.

10:00-10:30 A.M. Storytime: Johnny has two mummy's

10:30-11:30 A.M. Celebrating homosexuality: Why the world would end if gays couldn't marry.

11:30-12:00 P.M. What makes George Bush and Americans such evil pricks.

12:00-1:00 P.M. Lunch--Garden salads, tofu burgers, rice cakes, organically grown vegetables.

1:00-1:30-AIDS awareness discussion, proper condom use, and if there's a few minutes left, free love.

1:30-2:30 P.M. What is crack, heroin, pot, benny's, uppers, downers, hash, opium, dime bags, quarter oz, meth, ect....

2:30-3:30 Why Communism is the only true representative form of government for the masses.

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