A few tidbits for your brain

Today I played a little hooky from my responsibilities as Mayor, yup, I took a *mental health* day. I helped my friend, OBJ, place post holes for a deck we're building at his house. Not a job for the weak, I survived of course, but many a man would have had a seizure within the first hour.

It does give me a new respect for Italians though, mixing da cement all day isa hard. Actually, I don't think most construction workers in Toronto are Italian anymore, they're Portuguese...or as I use to call them, "pork and cheese". There were three of us working so it wasn't too bad, physically treacherous, but a good work-out all in all.

After work, OBJ's girlfriend, the lovely Babosa, made us a great dinner. I was so hungry that I could have eaten a Koran that had been simmering in a urinal. I love urinal Korans, they're so much more tasty than those run of the mill non-urinal Korans. I like to have a good dipping sauce when I eat a Koran, a honey garlic or a spicey BBQ, I don't like dipping my Koran in mustard sauce, that kind of makes me sick.

Just to let my wonderful readership know, I will be blogging up a storm this weekend. I will have one of my legitimate children for the weekend, but he takes care of himself, so I'll have plenty of time to tell you a few things I've been dying to get off my chest. You need to check in 80-90 times this Saturday and Sunday, as I will have plenty of fresh material for you, my sensational, delicious readership.

That's all for now, please resume your normal, daily activities.