Child fakes own death to get Queen's attention

From the Mouths of babes.

Child activist, Brynn Noble, did something that has been in the planning for well over a year, she threw seal pup blood in the face of the Queen.

Shouting "Save our seals, kill the Monarchy", young Brynn drew gasps from the many onlookers attending the Queen's visit to the Canadian Rockies. Having had enough, Brynn knew this might be the only time when she would be able to see the Queen face to face.

"I had every detail planned out. First I would fake my own death, then when the Queen came over to see what was wrong, I'd throw seal pup blood in her tyrannical face"

Brynn is protesting the annual Canadian seal hunt, and was trying to draw attention to it by publicly humiliating the Queen. When told that Britain doesn't participate in the seal hunt, little Brynn exclaimed, "it doesn't matter, the Monarchy are nothing more than a bunch of white heteronormative earth-rapists, it's not like they didn't have it coming".

Brynn was quickly shuffled off by security and is currently being held at the Schickelgruber Institute for immediate Re-Education.

When asked for a comment from Brynn's parents, they said "yes, she's quite a little firebrand, but when she gets a full head of steam, there's just no stopping the little bitch".

The Queen, shocked and dismayed, was taken to Hospital for minor cuts and bruises, but was released within an hour.

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