Scam The Scammers
My baby doll Brenda from Love Painted Here hooked me up to this next link which can only be described as the funniest site I have ever seen in my life. This site puts midgets wrestling in canola oil to shame. I'm not just hyping this up as something amazing when in fact it's just o.k., this is the real deal, this what legends are made of.
Anyone who has the ability to grow fingernails has gotten an email from Nigeria before from some sort of fake gov't official promising $25 million if you send them a poultry $16000 or so. You know what I mean, they say there's $25 million hidden away in a secret bank account that can only be accessed if you send them X amount of dollars. It's an old scam known as a 419. Well, the absolute genius behind this site is known as a scambaiter, he scams the scammer, and it's the best thing I have even seen with these two beautiful green eyes.
The scambaiter gets the initial email and sets off to work. He sets up the scammer by telling him he'll gladly send him the money if he joins his church, the Church of the Painted Breast. He gets the scammer to send him a picture of himself with a giant red "P" painted over his breast, and also gets him to fill out a form that the scammer must sign and agree to the church's' strict rules. Strict rules such as promising not to eat the meat of a pig, not to listen to hip-hop, not to touch his one eyed trouser snake, and a few other choice rules. Of course the scammer agrees to it immediately and does exactly what the scambaiter asks. From there it just spirals and gets more hilarious with every email.
The funniest thing is that the scambaiter actually gets the scammer to send HIM money. Absolute brilliance, I've never read anything like it in all my life. I wont get into too much more detail, but suffice to say you really need to go to the site if you want to have the laugh of your life. It all takes place over 4 months and there are literally dozens and dozens of emails shown. You'll need a good half hour to sift through the whole site, but it's worth it. While you're there check out the Trophy Room, an area with pictures of other scambaiters that have been scammed.
A word of caution, do not be drinking anything while reading this material because I guarantee it will come out your nose, it's that funny.
It's all real, it's all cataloged, and it's right here for your viewing pleasure.
Anyone who has the ability to grow fingernails has gotten an email from Nigeria before from some sort of fake gov't official promising $25 million if you send them a poultry $16000 or so. You know what I mean, they say there's $25 million hidden away in a secret bank account that can only be accessed if you send them X amount of dollars. It's an old scam known as a 419. Well, the absolute genius behind this site is known as a scambaiter, he scams the scammer, and it's the best thing I have even seen with these two beautiful green eyes.
The scambaiter gets the initial email and sets off to work. He sets up the scammer by telling him he'll gladly send him the money if he joins his church, the Church of the Painted Breast. He gets the scammer to send him a picture of himself with a giant red "P" painted over his breast, and also gets him to fill out a form that the scammer must sign and agree to the church's' strict rules. Strict rules such as promising not to eat the meat of a pig, not to listen to hip-hop, not to touch his one eyed trouser snake, and a few other choice rules. Of course the scammer agrees to it immediately and does exactly what the scambaiter asks. From there it just spirals and gets more hilarious with every email.
The funniest thing is that the scambaiter actually gets the scammer to send HIM money. Absolute brilliance, I've never read anything like it in all my life. I wont get into too much more detail, but suffice to say you really need to go to the site if you want to have the laugh of your life. It all takes place over 4 months and there are literally dozens and dozens of emails shown. You'll need a good half hour to sift through the whole site, but it's worth it. While you're there check out the Trophy Room, an area with pictures of other scambaiters that have been scammed.
A word of caution, do not be drinking anything while reading this material because I guarantee it will come out your nose, it's that funny.
It's all real, it's all cataloged, and it's right here for your viewing pleasure.
posted by The Mayor at 6:23 AM
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