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Monday, April 04, 2005

Not Only Do I Have Alzheimers, But I Have Alzheimers

Alzheimer's disease is a degenerative brain disease that affects each patient differently, but most patients go through stages of memory loss and cognitive decline as the disease progresses. I said Alzheimer's disease is a degenerative brain disease that affects each patient differently, but most patients go through stages of memory loss and cognitive decline as the disease progresses. And did you know that Alzheimer's disease is a degenerative brain disease that affects each patient differently, but most patients go through stages of memory loss and cognitive decline as the disease progresses. In case you haven't heard, Alzheimer's disease is a degenerative brain disease that affects each patient differently, but most patients go through stages of memory loss and cognitive decline as the disease progresses.

I didn't know this, but many Alzheimer patients tend to take their clothes off in public. That can be quite embarrassing no doubt, but the good folks at
Spec-L have come up with an ingenious solution.

One of the best solutions we've found is the jumpsuit. These special garments open down the back making it difficult for the patient to strip. There are several types available in a range of materials and styles for both men and women.
So when Grandpa Billy asks you why the hell he's wearing a jumpsuit, you can tell him he's an astronaut or a member of the Jackson 5. Then when he asks you again why he's wearing a jumpsuit, you can tell him he's an astronaut or a member of the Jackson 5.

And try to remember that Alzheimer's disease is a degenerative brain disease that affects each patient differently, but most patients go through stages of memory loss and cognitive decline as the disease progresses.

posted by The Mayor at 6:28 AM

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